While away the aimless day watching the clock in 12 major time
zones of the world. Throw a subdued celebratory bash in your cubicle
as your fellow workers reach 5 PM in Paris or Sydney, or, wonder
of wonders, in your very own personal time zone!
Los Angeles
Denver
Chicago
New York
London
Paris
Beirut
Moscow
Tokyo
Sydney
Wellington
Honolulu
As you'll notice, hardly anyone else in the world is at work at
any give time. They're all snoring like tired puppies or drinking
festive fruit-festooned rum cocktails. You poor bastard.