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When the law is against you, argue the facts. When the facts are against you, argue the law. When both are against you, call the other lawyer names.

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[ BossKey ]

Application that protects the information displayed on your screen. This kind of applications date from the time of DOS (Disk Operating Sysytem) when games like Tetris were displaying a table with some data when a hotkey is pressed thus preventing the Tetris game being revealed to your boss for example. Anti-Boss key is even better today. It will not display some nonsense data on your screen, instead it will hide (not close or stop) the applications (games) that you were not supposed to use. It includes many features for hiding try icons, muting the sound and switching the display resolution. After covering everything it will even bring the application that you are supposed to work with on the top of the screen.
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