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Office and Work Jokes and Job Humor

Joke Category	Description	Jokes
Accountant Jokes	Columns of jokes neatly totted up in spreadsheet format	Thus Spoke the Accountant The Congressman and the Mugger Insomniac Accountant Why Be an Accountant? Defining Accountants Defining Good Tax Accountants
Artist Jokes	Jokes and humor from the oft-misunderstood private universe of The Artist	Custer's Last Stand Blonde Artist Eye Mural Gallery Sale The Nude How Do Artists Do It?
Banker Jokes	Anyone tasked with guarding your sad little pile of money must have a terrific sense of humor	Bank Pouch Miss Manners Ringing Endorsement Executive Privilege Mixed Message Advice for Bank Robbers Japanese Banking Crisis Give the Frog a Loan Swedish Teller Dear Bank Manager The Rolls The New Suit Einstein in Heaven Trash Mouth
Computer Industry Jokes	Humorous bits and witty sound-bytes from the oldest new profession.	Saskatchewan Virus Blast from the Past: Recipes for Disaster Yet Another Glossary of Computing Terms On Compiling: The Best Wrong Answer Warrantee Woes Topological Joke Field Replacable Mouse Balls Rinaldo's Laws The Three Statisticians Three rodents with defective visual perception The Salesman, the Systems Analyst, and the Bear The A.I. Notebook True Microsoft Story Alice in DIGITALand Lunch, the HP Way Computer Salesman Software Engineering Glossary
Consultant Jokes	Why is that guy getting paid so much for knowing nothing about so little?	The Fish Enterprise Consultant or Prostitute Expensive Monkey Why did the chicken cross the road? The Consultant and the Shepherd Supernatural Longevity
Dentist Jokes	Jokes from the wonderfully painless world of dentistry	Extrasensory Perception Chrome Plates Having a Baby Screams Just Yank It The Appointment A Tooth for 100
Doctor Jokes	Medical practitioner witticisms	No Complaints Very Shiny, Very Sparkly Coffee and Viagra The Blonde Glossary Of Medical Terms The Right Car for the Job Alternative Medicine Emergency Services Medical Concerns Eye Mural Surgeon's Gloves
Engineer Jokes	Jokes from the clumsily technical, relentlessly nerdy world of engineering	High Expectations The Lawyers and the Engineers Real Engineers The Challenge Car Breakdown Wife or Mistress The Bike Frog or Princess Optimist or Pessimist Headless Engineer
Government Worker Jokes	Wit and wisdom from the federal annals.	We All Are They're Fast Post Office Interview Tax Return and Payment Gone to the Dogs Government Employee Evaluation Government Contracting Definitions Perspectives on Prolixity Executive Orders
Insurance Agent Jokes	Who says there's nothing funny about deductibles?	Vegetables on the Side Sometimes a Cigar is Just a Cigar Benefits Stranded The Best Insurance Salesman Ever 100% Sales Mail to the dead Soft Sell
Lawyer Jokes	Sure to enliven any Thanksgiving Dinner conversation	Lawyer, Farmer and the Duck The Lawyer and the Federal Housing Authority My Car, My Goodness A Genie for Lunch A Dying Man's Wish A Lawyer's Eternity The Lawyer and the Blonde Perfect World
Management Jokes	They occassionally make our lives hell, but they are always entertaining.	The Ten Office Commandments Three Finer Points Rapid Ascent Heaven or Hell CEO's Envelopes The Boat Race The Balloon CEO and the Shredder The Speech
Military Jokes	Left - righty - left - righty - left -r ight - left Sound off, Ha Ha, He, He	Computer Jargon Horse of an Excuse Anchors Away Brave Men Impressing Colonel Passing News Barbershop Duet Mess Hall
Nurse Jokes	Humor from one of the hardest-working, most under-appreciated professions	Drowned Nurse The New Nurse A Nurse in Heaven Nuns and Nurses
Pharmacist Jokes	Think of these while you're standing in line at RiteAid	Cigars Cyanide Something for Your Cough? Runaway Condom Purchase Hiccup Remedy
Psychiatrist / Psychologist Jokes	Hey, they shrunk your head. Now it's your turn.	Working with the Shrink Embarrassed? Castles in the Sky Sex Therapy The Shrink and the Coed Reunion Psychiatric Hotline
Receptionist Jokes	Hello? Please hold. Hello? Please hold. Hello? ...	Copier Technician Paycheck Life After Death Your Lawyer is Dead One Smart Dog
Restaurant Jokes	Waiter! There's a fly...	Breakfast Order All Thumbs Air Conditioning Efficiency Cheap Dinner
Retail Jokes	Thoughts to brighten even the most hellacious visit to shopping mall purgatory	The University Graduate The Walk The Hook Paint Purchase The Ugly Suit
Scientist Jokes	Slivers of wit from the deepest nooks and crannies of the natural universe.	Money Fire!!! Coming and Going The Logical Scientist
Secretary Jokes	Humorous stories about the outer office gatekeepers.	Deductions Raise Password Signs of a Bad Secretary Attention Soldier The Dictaphone Why the Secretary Was Fired
Social Worker Jokes	Wit and wisdom from social work's glamorous mean streets	Time Mugging Execution Social Worker Burial
Teacher Jokes	Life in the rarified pimply air of the classroom biosphere	Fermat's Last Theorem Food for Thought One Tough Cookie How Many Rabbits? You Were Warned Crazy Math Teacher Uptight Principal Ants The Jar of Life Science Lunch Idiots Rise