Artist Jokes : The Nude      Posted by: loafer  (Read 12834 times )

A D V E R T I S I N G An artist had been working with a nude female model on a portrait for a long time. Every day, he was up early and worked until late each evening. After a few months, the artist was very tired from all this exertion and decided to take it easy for the day. Since his model had already arrived, he suggested they have a glass of wine and talk for a while. They talked for a few hours, getting to know each other better. Then as the artist was opening another bottle of wine, he heard a car pulling in the driveway. Guilt swept over him as he jumped up and said to his model, "Oh no, it's my wife! Quick, take off your clothes!"

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