THE TEN OFFICE COMMANDMENTS

I. Thou Shalt Have No Other Life

    Beside Work

II. Thou Shalt Not Download Any Craven Images

III. Thou Shalt Not Take the Name of

     The Manager Thy God in Vain

IV. Remember the Sabbath Day to Work

    and Keep it Holy

V. Honor Thy Punctuality and

    Confidentiality Agreements

VI. Thou Shalt Not Kill Time

VII. Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery

    On Office Furniture or Equipment

VIII. Thou Shalt Not Steal Thy Employer's

    Yellow Sticky-Notes

IX. Thou Shalt Not Wantonly Xerox

    Thy Posterior

X. Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor's

    Cubicle, Nor His Stapler,

    Nor His Three-Hole Punch

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