Dentist Jokes : Having a Baby      Posted by: slacker  (Read 9913 times )

A D V E R T I S I N G A nervous woman visits the dentist's office and, as she settles into the chair, quips, "I think I'd rather have a baby than get my teeth worked on!" "Well," the dentist replies, "make up your mind so I can adjust the chair accordingly." Follow-up: A woman returns to the doctor's office she had visited the previous day. "Doctor," she stammers a trifle timidly, "when I was here yesterday, did I by any chance did leave my panties?" The doctor assures her that she did not. "Oh," she says, "then I must have left them at the dentist's."

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