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Engineer Jokes : High Expectations      Printer Friendly Page Tell a Friend
Posted by: loafer  (Read 9860 times )
 
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Reaching the end of a job interview, the Technical Recruiter asked a young Engineer fresh out of MIT, "And what starting salary were you looking for?"

The Engineer said, "In the neighborhood of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package."

The recruiter said, "Well, what would you say to a package of 5 weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every 2 years - say, a red Corvette?"

The Engineer sat up straight and said, "Wow! Are you kidding?"

And the recruiter replied, "Yes, but you started it."

 
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