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BossKey ]

Application that protects the information displayed on your screen. This kind of applications date from the time of DOS (Disk Operating Sysytem) when games like Tetris were displaying a table with some data when a hotkey is pressed thus preventing the Tetris game being revealed to your boss for example. Anti-Boss key is even better today. It will not display some nonsense data on your screen, instead it will hide (not close or stop) the applications (games) that you were not supposed to use. It includes many features for hiding try icons, muting the sound and switching the display resolution. After covering everything it will even bring the application that you are supposed to work with on the top of the screen.
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Teacher Jokes : Fermat's Last Theorem      Printer Friendly Page Tell a Friend
Posted by: slacker  (Read 7896 times )
 
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Some famous mathematician was to give a keynote speech at a conference. Asked for an advance summary, he said he would present a proof of Fermat's Last Theorem -- but they should keep it under their hats. When he arrived, though, he spoke on a much more prosaic topic.

Afterwards the conference organizers asked why he said he'd talk about the theorem and then didn't. He replied this was his standard practice, just in case he was killed on the way to the conference.
 
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