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[ BossKey ]

Application that protects the information displayed on your screen. This kind of applications date from the time of DOS (Disk Operating Sysytem) when games like Tetris were displaying a table with some data when a hotkey is pressed thus preventing the Tetris game being revealed to your boss for example. Anti-Boss key is even better today. It will not display some nonsense data on your screen, instead it will hide (not close or stop) the applications (games) that you were not supposed to use. It includes many features for hiding try icons, muting the sound and switching the display resolution. After covering everything it will even bring the application that you are supposed to work with on the top of the screen.
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Computer Industry Jokes : The Three Statisticians      Printer Friendly Page Tell a Friend
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Three statisticians go out hunting together. After a while they spot a solitary rabbit. The first statistician takes aim and overshoots. The second aims and undershoots. The third shouts out "We got him!"

No apologies to statisticians.
 
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