Benefits of Membership

Why join, you say? Why, indeed. The benefits are too numerous to mention, but we’ll mention a couple anyway off the close-cropped tops of our heads.

• Membership is free. Membership and $3.99 will get you a mocha grande decaf latté at Starbucks.


• You must be a member to post in the forums, to suggest your own office diversions and to post time-wasting links.


• Various site areas will soon be restricted to members, such as solutions to Crossword Puzzles or our amazing ”1,001 proven ways to get rich without working or even turning off the TV” section that we’ll be posting soon. We’re up to three, so far.


• Membership allows one to change the look of the site at the touch of a button. Don’t like the carnival atmosphere? Choose somber blue.


• Membership will guarantee you Eternal Bliss and Spiritual Enlightenment, particularly during coffee breaks.


• Membership is free, just like all those free Britney Spears MP3 files and Matrix Revolutions DVD files you download from Kazaa or Morpheus, with one difference (see next benefit).


• Membership is legal.


• Membership may give you a discount on Amazing Office Diversions Merchandise.


• We’ll never sell or use your email address or other member information. At most, we may send an email or two per year when dramatic new site developments develop dramatically.

We’ll think of some more, but meanwhile why not just sign up and wait for the Eternal Bliss?

Click here to join the growing family of slackers and shirkers at Office Diversions!