Top Signs that You're Bored at Work
Date 2003/11/6 16:26:01 | Topic: Anecdotes
| If you are experiencing more that 3 of the items below, you may want to consider another job. No, seriously!!
You've already read the entire Dilbert page-a-day calendar
for 2003 and can't wait until you get 2004’s for Christmas.
You discover that staring at your cubicle wall long enough
produces images of Elvis.
You've figured out a way to get Gilligan off his island.
You decide to see how many Mountain Dews you can drink before
the inevitable explosion occurs.
People come into your office only to borrow pencils from your
ceiling.
No longer content with merely photocopying your butt, you now
scan and enhance it with Photoshop.
You now require only a single can of soda to belch the names
of all seven Dwarfs.
The 4th Division of Paperclips has overrun the 3rd Tack
Infantry, and General White-Out has called for
Reinforcement from the standby Staple Platoon.
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