Shwoop! Shwoop! Booooooom! Ah, the memories. A version of the original Asteroids in all its winsome minimalistic line-frame glory.
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Congratulations! You have been promoted to Chief Operating Officer for Preparing Memos Detailing Questions Regarding the Duties of Chief Operating Officer. This entitles you to the key to the Executive Sauna, a Mahogony mouseball for your Executive Mouse, and access to this exclusive Executive Billiards Relaxation Suite. Enjoy!
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Sure, everyone knows you're busy, busy, busy, always dozens of balls in the air. Let's see how long you can handle just one.
If you break 100 points, you're ready to move on to multitasking.
Keep your enterprise profitably afloat by taking arms against a sea of troubles, and by opposing, ending them. Use Enhanced Operational Efficiences, Market Awareness and Total Quality Commitment to blast your competitors out of the water. Try not to let ambitious and cunning co-workers torpedo your project, or to sink any friendly venture capitalists. (Note that the previous sequence of corporate metaphors applies only in the event that your boss wonders what the heck you're squawking and clucking about in your cubicle.)
Use your innate senses of geometry, gravitational attraction and good old-fashioned explosive force to thrust your little line drawing of a spaceship to a safe landing on a series of plateaus in this classic bare-bones diversion we doddering fossils know and love as Lunar Lander. If your boss asks you what you are doing, tell him/her it's a crash course in physics for the new product launch.
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Put away that mobile phone with its ridiculous primitive versions of ancient PC games, and try this ridiculous primitive version of an ancient PC game. Eat little rodents as your body grows and grows.
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Remember those glorious days a few short decades ago when you were not yet a gleam in the eye of your Vice President for Peon Procurement, when summers seemed to last nearly three months and a quarter would still buy you 25 cents worth of something? Let us take you back with this classic game of Pacman.
The classic office-downtime-compressing game of Tetris, in a soothing no-frills version. Requires a Java-enabled browser.
Spend some quality time engaged in a strategic meeting of minds with one of your colleagues. Make your very own Othello game, using tools you most certainly have around the office.
The classic bouncing ball game, neatly packaged for discreet office amusement.
