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Words of Wisdom
A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.

Acheson's Rule of the Bureaucracy
Diversionary Glossary
Tourists ]

People who take training classes just to get a vacation from their jobs. "We had three serious students in the class; the rest were just tourists."
Other definitions...

Polls
Have you ever had "relations" in your office? (Be honest, now.)
Yes
No
Define "relations"
All things being equal, would you rather be self-employed or someone else's employee?
Self-employed
Employee
Idle rich
Who would you trust more with your money?
Corporate America in 2003
Gollum (my precioussssssss)
Anecdotes : Top Signs that You're Bored at Work
Anecdotes

If you are experiencing more that 3 of the items below, you may want to consider another job. No, seriously!!


You've already read the entire Dilbert page-a-day calendar
for 2003 and can't wait until you get 2004’s for Christmas.



You discover that staring at your cubicle wall long enough
produces images of Elvis.



You've figured out a way to get Gilligan off his island.



You decide to see how many Mountain Dews you can drink before
the inevitable explosion occurs.



People come into your office only to borrow pencils from your
ceiling.



No longer content with merely photocopying your butt, you now
scan and enhance it with Photoshop.



You now require only a single can of soda to belch the names
of all seven Dwarfs.



The 4th Division of Paperclips has overrun the 3rd Tack
Infantry, and General White-Out has called for
Reinforcement from the standby Staple Platoon.

 

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