If you are experiencing more that 3 of the items below, you may want to consider another job. No, seriously!!


You've already read the entire Dilbert page-a-day calendar
for 2003 and can't wait until you get 2004’s for Christmas.

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You discover that staring at your cubicle wall long enough
produces images of Elvis.

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You've figured out a way to get Gilligan off his island.

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You decide to see how many Mountain Dews you can drink before
the inevitable explosion occurs.

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People come into your office only to borrow pencils from your
ceiling.

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No longer content with merely photocopying your butt, you now
scan and enhance it with Photoshop.

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You now require only a single can of soda to belch the names
of all seven Dwarfs.

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The 4th Division of Paperclips has overrun the 3rd Tack
Infantry, and General White-Out has called for
Reinforcement from the standby Staple Platoon.