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I froze your tears and made a dagger
And stabbed it in my cock
forever
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Are you my Arthur?
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Take this cool dark steeled blade
Steal it, sheath it
In your lake
I drown with you to be together
Must you breathe?
Cos I need Heaven.

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[ BossKey ]

Application that protects the information displayed on your screen. This kind of applications date from the time of DOS (Disk Operating Sysytem) when games like Tetris were displaying a table with some data when a hotkey is pressed thus preventing the Tetris game being revealed to your boss for example. Anti-Boss key is even better today. It will not display some nonsense data on your screen, instead it will hide (not close or stop) the applications (games) that you were not supposed to use. It includes many features for hiding try icons, muting the sound and switching the display resolution. After covering everything it will even bring the application that you are supposed to work with on the top of the screen.
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Print a definition  Send this definition to a friend Acute : Opposite of an ugly. (from the Blond Glossary of Medical Terms)
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Print a definition  Send this definition to a friend Adnoid : Domino's Pizza character. (from the Blond Glossary of Medical Terms)
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Print a definition  Send this definition to a friend Advil : Used to hammer things on. (from the Blond Glossary of Medical Terms)
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Print a definition  Send this definition to a friend Artery : Study of fine paintings (from the Blond Glossary of Medical Terms)
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Print a definition  Send this definition to a friend Aspirin : Having great ambitions (from the Blond Glossary of Medical Terms)
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Print a definition  Send this definition to a friend Bacteria : Back door to a cafeteria (from the Blond Glossary of Medical Terms)
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Print a definition  Send this definition to a friend Barium : What doctors do when treatment fails (from the Blond Glossary of Medical Terms)
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Print a definition  Send this definition to a friend Benign : What you are after you be eight (from the Blonde Glossary of Medical Terms)
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Print a definition  Send this definition to a friend Blamestorming : Sitting around in a group discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.
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Print a definition  Send this definition to a friend BossKey : Application that protects the information displayed on your screen. This kind of applications date from the time of DOS (Disk Operating Sysytem) when games like Tetris were displaying a table with some data when a hotkey is pressed thus preventing the Tetris game being revealed to your boss for example. Anti-Boss key is even better today. It will not display some nonsense data on your screen, instead it will hide (not close or stop) the applications (games) that you were not supposed to use. It includes many features for hiding try icons, muting the sound and switching the display resolution. After covering everything it will even bring the application that you are supposed to work with on the top of the screen.

Print a definition  Send this definition to a friend Bowel : A letter like A, E, I, O, or U (from the Blonde Glossary of Medical Terms)
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Print a definition  Send this definition to a friend Bruise : A six-pack (from the Blonde Glossary of Medical Terms)
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Print a definition  Send this definition to a friend bruiser : Used in the classic whiteboard game JimmBela, a bruiser describes the black and blue magnetic plate of which three are thrown by each player each round.

Print a definition  Send this definition to a friend Cauterize : Made eye contact with her (from the Blonde Glossary of Medical Terms)
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Print a definition  Send this definition to a friend Chainsaw Consultant : An outside expert brought in to reduce the employee headcount, leaving the top brass with clean hands.
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Print a definition  Send this definition to a friend Concussion : A prisoner's sofa pillow (from the Blonde Glossary of Medical Terms)
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Print a definition  Send this definition to a friend Constipation : An important U.S. document (from the Blonde Glossary of Medical Terms)
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Print a definition  Send this definition to a friend Cube Farm : An office filled with cubicles.
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Print a definition  Send this definition to a friend Diaphragm : A drawing in geometry (from the Blonde Glossary of Medical Terms)
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Print a definition  Send this definition to a friend Dilate : To live long (from the Blonde Glossary of Medical Terms)
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Print a definition  Send this definition to a friend Ego Surfing : Scanning the Internet, databases, print media and so on, looking for references to one's own name.
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Print a definition  Send this definition to a friend Fibula : Small lie (from the Blonde Glossary of Medical Terms)
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Print a definition  Send this definition to a friend Fracture : A number less than one (from the Blonde Glossary of Medical Terms)
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Print a definition  Send this definition to a friend hook : In the classic Xtreme Office Sport of PaperJam, the hook describes the non-sticky leading edge of a Post-It sticky-note.
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Print a definition  Send this definition to a friend Idea Hamsters : People who always seem to have their idea generators running.
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Print a definition  Send this definition to a friend Infection : Russians coming to the U.S. (from the Blonde Glossary of Medical Terms)
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Print a definition  Send this definition to a friend Keyboard Plaque : The disgusting buildup of dirt and crud found on computer keyboards.
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Print a definition  Send this definition to a friend Labor Pain : Getting hurt at work (from the Blonde Glossary of Medical Terms)
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Print a definition  Send this definition to a friend Lesion : A unit of Roman Army (from the Blonde Glossary of Medical Terms)
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Print a definition  Send this definition to a friend Malaria : Several shopping stores (from the Blonde Glossary of Medical Terms)
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Print a definition  Send this definition to a friend Mammogram : A telegram to Mom (from the Blonde Glossary of Medical Terms)
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Print a definition  Send this definition to a friend Midwife : Second wife in three marriages http://officediversions.com/discover/modules/wfsection/article.php?articleid=112
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Print a definition  Send this definition to a friend Mouse Potato : The online, wired generation's answer to the couch potato.

Print a definition  Send this definition to a friend Ohnosecond : That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a big mistake (usually involves the "send" button relating to email).
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Print a definition  Send this definition to a friend parrot : To agree and restate a point made by ones boss in a meeting. Used in the games of The Parrot's Echo and The Caged Parrots.
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Print a definition  Send this definition to a friend Prairie Dogging : When someone yells or drops something loudly in an office filled with cubicles (cube farm), and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on.
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Print a definition  Send this definition to a friend Round : A period of play in in the games of The Parrot's Echo and The Caged Parrots when multiple people agree and restate a point made by their boss in a meeting.
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Print a definition  Send this definition to a friend SITCOMs : What yuppies turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with the kids. Stands for Single Income,Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage.
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Print a definition  Send this definition to a friend spit-partners : As featured in Office Diversions' Corporate Spit-Partners LLP, spit-partners are two or more individuals who are linked because they, or someone one or more of them has shared spit with, have shared spit.
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Print a definition  Send this definition to a friend Squirt the Bird : To transmit a signal to a satellite.

Print a definition  Send this definition to a friend Stress Puppy : A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiny.
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Print a definition  Send this definition to a friend Swiped Out : An ATM or credit card that has been rendered useless because the magnetic strip is worn away from extensive use.

Print a definition  Send this definition to a friend Tourists : People who take training classes just to get a vacation from their jobs. "We had three serious students in the class; the rest were just tourists."
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Print a definition  Send this definition to a friend Treeware : Hacker slang for documentation or other printed material.

Print a definition  Send this definition to a friend Xerox Subsidy : Euphemism for swiping free photocopies from one's workplace.
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